One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010
Get the Goat Loadermug. an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021
Get the Escape Goatmug. getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.
by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010
Get the Slap a goatmug. by lewdogg May 1, 2003
Get the goat rodeomug. Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form
or just anything you want it to be!
or just anything you want it to be!
by Breeezyyyy July 5, 2011
Get the Cunt Goatmug. Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.
by dfb299 January 20, 2013
Get the goat dickmug. by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011
Get the Goat Snipemug.