Glazed

glazed ( someone who is unaware/dopey)

friend : Hey Samuel did you see the fight yesterday?

Samuel: nahhh sorry you know i am glazed out here.

by gone with it May 28, 2018

Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”

“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

“Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”

by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

D1 Glazing

When someone keeps dickriding you for attention because their a little attention seeking cry baby bitch who posts sad shit about her/his ex 24/7.

Man that bitch named Alma is D1 glazing that guy

by 1wild3 December 3, 2023

Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

Boston Cream Glaze

The act of blowing a load on ones lips

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up

by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024

Gochujang Glaze

When something or someone looks extremely, or especially appealing or attractive.

"Bro's got that gochujang glaze."
"Those wings look like they got that gochujang glaze."

by urban potato June 19, 2024

Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025