Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. It is know that a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything

When I grow up I want to be like Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

Garrett

A name nobody fucking spells right.

"Hey Garret."

"Hey" - a very disappointed Garrett

by Garetholomew Meowster January 10, 2023

garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023

Garrett

The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.

"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"

by Big Daddy 6666666 February 21, 2023

Garret and Jocelyne

An absolute couple

They are so Garret and Jocelyne

by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023

Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

Garrett Resley

He's Batman!.. Enough Said

John: "Who's Garrett Resley?"
Dylan: "Batman, Who Else"

by Midstar11 May 22, 2023