golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
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The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.

The man was practising golf
by pedalpowered1 October 01, 2023
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Golf

A very difficult sport mostly overviewed by people. It takes a lot of strength and prescision and is one of the hardest sports to play despite people's opinions. Mostly played by men but also women.
I played golf the other day with the boys and I was fire.
by The bom May 05, 2017
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Old guys snapping hockey sticks for 1 hour.
Golf no good
by TacoPilot March 24, 2020
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Person 1: Hi, im juan.
Person 2: Okay golf.

Person1: Um... DD:
by Golffffffff January 30, 2021
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A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
Guy 1: You wanna play golf?
Guy 2: What are you gay?
by Mr. Massive Cock February 06, 2020
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it takes 9 hours to play golf
by piggy 12345 July 03, 2019
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