Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup

1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”

by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023

golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband

Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman

by AidenXxX February 5, 2018

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Where There's a Hole Play Golf

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.

Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf

by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025

rock golf

the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.

"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"

by alex July 16, 2004