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FM red (fuck me red)

FM red is short for fuck me red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.

FM red (fuck me red)
I would like FM red nails, Im going out tonight.

by BadAzzBettieNails January 28, 2009

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

fuck me with your giant cock

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by largebbc April 17, 2020

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

Fuck me right in the ass hole

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"

by fuck me right in the ass hole July 20, 2016

Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011