Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 08, 2004

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 22, 2021

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 07, 2006

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 14, 2006