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Flowzone Layer

A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."

"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."

"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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Flowbanger

a girl lacrosse player who bangs guys lacrosse players with "flow".
All the girls on the lacrosse team are flowbangers.
by liz khalifa February 24, 2011
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He was getting a flowblow in the deep blue sea.
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flowbob

The secret guy code of receiving a 'bj that was so fine it should be a crime'
Guy 1: How'd you get on with that girl last night?
Guy2: Oh man she gave the the sweetest flowbob...
Guy 1: Did you spum in her mouth?
Guy 2: Let's just say she dealt with the problem internally :D
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Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.
by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013
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Flowdash

Man She Speaking A Mile A Minute. She Got So Much Flowdash
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flow talk

When you're in the shower and you're wanking hardcore, and your mom walks in and you continue to talk to her like nothing is happening.
I was wheeling Amy in the shower, and had to flow talk my mom because she wanted to know what i wanted for dinner.
by Techno Parrot November 21, 2016
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