Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006
Get the Brandon Flowersmug. by Idk why I’m here April 12, 2019
Get the Flower boimug. The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010
Get the Brandon Flowersmug. by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999
Get the flower runmug. When you are gardening in a thong bikini and haven't trimmed your hair down there and it is entirely too overgrown.
"I was tending the roses this weekend when my pruning shears accidentally took of a huge section of my fluffy flowers!"
by officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
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Get the Flower Cocainemug. The kindest, most amazing, humorous & full of life individual you'll meet. Also has an amazing, sexy ass body that will make you melt. You will absolutely fall in love with him.
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Get the ryan flowersmug.