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Scruff Flooging

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When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.
Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025
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Something that is exceptionally exciting or memorable
This night has been flippin' flogey
by Bil Bumbog September 8, 2025
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A giant floofy blue goat with yellow eyes. He is the bestest boi. The fursona creator was cooking breakfast when he randomly decided to name his furry character Skillet. He was also making waffles at the time so it's a good thing he didn't name his BLUE goat "Waffle"...
The Skillet Floofer starter pack includes a giant Kemono fursuit, a colorful jester costume and enough shaving cream and pie tins to make even Nickelodeon jealous!
Have you seen Skillet Floofer on TikTok? He's such a silly goat, omg!
by Nova Helix November 5, 2025
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Fields are flooded

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I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
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Get midlessly flooked

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My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"
by Franchek March 16, 2024
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When you are given the decision to either make a move( do something ) or make a floove( do nothing ) in a video game
Time to make a move or make a floove
by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020
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An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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