Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.

"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."

by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013

flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.

Fucking hell. You copped some Flat Yellow

by XavMcg July 25, 2020

roll flat

To enter the nightlife social scene without a posse

When I am out in the club lookin' for a girl, I roll FLAT. I don't want someone else messing up my game.

by Stevirino June 21, 2008

foot flat

go as fast as you can go

foot flat on the gas!

by jawg June 20, 2010

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023