flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004

Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

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by The sex guru September 6, 2013

Flapjack

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.

"I made a flapjack yesterday"

by treesarepurple October 11, 2006

Flapjack

The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.

I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!

by hammering hank January 29, 2010

flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up

Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...

by hotness12345 January 22, 2009

flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

by e*rex January 13, 2004