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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
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Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
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Flaming Latent

A guy who kinda looks straight but when he talks he sounds like a queen by constantly projecting.
So this flaming latent must like being called girl by his "girlfriend" when they talk. He got mad when I pointed out straight guys don't like that shit.
by Bigrick9 November 7, 2020
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Flaming Leprechaun

An Award Winning line of Irish Spirits that includes Irish Whiskey, Cinnamon Whiskey, Vodka, Gin and Rum
Flaming Leprechaun Cinnamon Whiskey is amazing.
by CBECK193 July 11, 2016
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Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.
by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011
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Fire Flame

Damn Isabella is looking fire flame today that jawline is everything. I just jizzed myself shit....
by Mami calente August 22, 2018
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