Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

by mistressNikki March 19, 2010

The Field

The nickname of Linfield College located in Mcminnville, OR.

Im goin back to The Field for homecoming.

by Mr. G unit November 28, 2009

Track and Field

The practice of rapidly tapping a woman's clitorus as if slapping the buttons to make the olympic athlete run on the game "Track and Field" released by Konami in 1983.

I bent her over doggy, reached around and played track and field last night.

by Trackman Jones September 9, 2010

Gar-Field Senior High School

A sad, pathetic school located in Dale City, VA. This school is full of out of touch assholes (students) who are noisy and incredibly rambunctious. Nothing seems to go right in this petty high school. Heaters only work in the summer and air conditioning only functions in the winter. The amount of pot and crackheads is immeasurable and as far as "getting high," the sky's the limit, (which is the only measure they seem to meet). There are also numerous amounts of arrogant assholes (jocks), who seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. In conclusion, Gar-Field highschool is full of worthless airheads who are mentally disabled in the area of affection and love, the students purposely trying to give off the impression that they are "ghetto."

Gar-Field Senior High School? Nah bruh. I'm not that twisted. That school is just dark.

by IDidntUseMyRealName March 31, 2015

Yellow Fever Field Day

The act of going to a highly populated area of Asians to have a field day} with hoarding asian pussy.

in stony brook i had a yellow fever field day with all the hot asian pussy around there.

by Trippinballs February 4, 2007

Mine Field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.

"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."

by Maverick and Goose November 7, 2008