fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.

"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."

by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022

Fidering

It's a mix between the words withering and fading.

"It's as fickle as a fidering string"

by Madie the badie May 23, 2022

fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 14, 2022

fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 14, 2022

Fighting over sand

Endless combat over land that's inherently worthless

"These two countries are fighting over sand, and have been for centuries."

by George Leo August 3, 2022

Fighting Dragons

When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.

There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

fighting for his life on the gc

When a boy does something embarrassing publicly, often to impress his girlfriend. Fighting for his life on the gc meaning he is being made fun of by the boys on his groups group chat, for the embarrassing action.

dude 1: did you see that guy who called his girlfriend mommy?

dude 2: yeah, dude’s fighting for his life on the gc

by 1lym1lk October 10, 2022