fantods

An inexplicable state of irritability or agitation.

"Man, normally I'da been cool with that shit my gal pulled, but damn if I didn't have the fantods somethin' fierce."

"Don't fuck with me today, I've got the fuckin' fantods."

"I put my fist through the wall for no good reason, gotta be the fantods."

by Arsefacer July 20, 2007

Factos

A word that sets messi fans asses on fire

It is a factos that Robert Lewandowski deserved to win the 2021 Ballon d'Or

by pionel pessi December 1, 2021

factory farms

A bleak place where animals are raise in a prison like compound which restrict thier movements.

Factory farms are so like the stone age. I prefer to get my meats either organic or from a free range farm.

by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

ick-factor

A factor that makes one feel dirty or unclean in a sexual manner.

Q. Even as a little girl, you’re starting to figure out this is not -- This doesn’t feel right, right?
A. Uh-huh.
Q. There’s sort of an “ick-factor” to it?
A. Right.

by awcourtreporter January 27, 2010

jiggle factor

how much a girl's ass jiggles when you slap it.

when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy

when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.

when it jiggles too much thats just......

dude 1: oh dude i slapped my girl's ass and it didn't jiggle at all. she had a low jiggle factor.

dude 2:is that good or bad?

dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.

dude2:

by tmobileman March 13, 2011

Faitoute

The Faitoute assigns a single decimal value to quantify the amount of pain and suffering induced by alcohol. As the Faitoute approaches the value of 1, greater helpless mind searing pain is experienced. In rare cases, this one goes to 11.

(A man is violently throwing up behind an abandoned gas station)

Are you having a Faitoute moment right now?

Only 10%.

by unicorn_assassin February 4, 2010