fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 7, 2009

Flappy Bird

The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.

See: flappy bird nest

Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.

by Remy Leus January 30, 2014

Fapper

The male organ which is used to fap with.

And so I pulled out my fapper just to ease the tension in the room.

by Ssilver7 October 4, 2005

Flappy

A pseudonym for slutty, disgusting, someone who is a flapper, stinky.

Check out that Flappy chick over there.
Yeah, who knows whose hit that?

by ljodnster April 21, 2011

fappOr

a wankOr

he's just another random fappOr

by Biatch October 31, 2003

Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009

Fappid

Completely and totally fixated on sex, porn, and fapping.

Before I got laid I was totally FAPPID.

by Haze18 November 10, 2009