Faith Goldy

When you use a port-o-potty and there's splash back.

"I was attending a white nationalist rally, and I had a rub-in with Faith Goldy. I think I need a shower."

by SlartyMan September 14, 2019

Old Faithful

After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.

Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.

by Cap'n Sea-Biscuit Crunch April 29, 2009

Old Faithful

When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.

Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.

"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."

or

Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.

by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010

Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

faith healing

Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.

Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'

by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016

Faith Check

A religious spin on writing a bad or hot check under the premise God will reward one's belief.

Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.

by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021

swap of faith

when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.

1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"

by hamham2q983092323 August 3, 2010