Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006
by Idk why I’m here April 12, 2019
The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
by Ninjarachnid February 07, 2010
by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999
When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.
Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.
Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.
by Steven VanShaft December 14, 2018
Drug Dealer: Yo man how you want it delivered?
Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
by xXxMLGMegaDankSuperSaiyanSanic July 15, 2016
by Nutsackmuscle April 11, 2021