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Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
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Dreamsoda float

The act of having a moist sexual dream while being queued in a drive thru.
The man enjoyed a dreamsoda float on his birthday.
by Akkaytex March 29, 2017
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jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
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night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.
I went on a night-float last night.
by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022
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Float

Go to / come to (irish slang)
Float my gaf (Come to my house), Float dublin (come to dublin)
by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023
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bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.
by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017
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