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floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013
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let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you
I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.
by Orangepinks March 27, 2025
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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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float

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34:55 CarrotAndCo - Carrot
37:23 maplemickey - Shock
39:25 Deesaster - Float
41:57 Black Jacket - Vibrate
44:25 Terraainn - Remnant
46:18 4Pointzx Music - 12 Sky
by Orrinpants February 28, 2022
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Floated me

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021
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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
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