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excusionist

A person who consistently makes excuses.
Johnny never accepts responsibility. He's such an excusionist.
by The Punisher 1969 December 2, 2022
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ellusionist

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.
Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!
by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023
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explasing

max is explasing because
by gamer chan June 30, 2023
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Expansion

What if our conceptualization of the shape in which the universe expands is entirely wrong?
Hym "Ok, so everybody has probably seen the picture of the expansion of the universe as it relates to the big bang, right? If not, look it up quick. It's like a Kamehameha of spacetime. But WHAT IF... There is a 4th dimension... Right? Now, I know that's not profound or original... YET! Ok!? I'm getting to that part! Stay with me! So, imagine the way in which this 4th dimension exists... Allows for every point in the universe... To be considered the edge of the universe... So, when a star collapses... And creates a black hole... It's like a hole in a balloon... So the contents of the universe are spilling out into the not-universe... Even though it doesn't look like the black hole is at the edge... And the REASON... that smaller stars don't create black holes... Is that they don't generate enough force to pop the balloon... And you could say "Well, we've seen 2 black holes collide so how could 2 balloon holes interact with eachother in that way" and there the balloon analogy breaks down.... But I think it's and interesting concept. That the universe is both expanding and deflating at the same time and as stars collapse and turn into black holes... Eventually, there will be a tipping point where the rate of deflation supersedes the rate of expansion and begins to collapse back in on itself... It's kind of like oscillating universe theory except I have a 4th dimension that does whatever I need it to do to allow for oscillating universe..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene
Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy
by Chutneylix November 23, 2024
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Expansionary Thermodynamics

A theoretical framework that extends classical thermodynamics to account for energy behavior at cosmic scales, where Noether's theorem—energy conservation as a consequence of time-translation symmetry—breaks down because the universe is expanding. In an expanding spacetime, energy is not globally conserved; photons redshift, losing energy, and dark energy appears to increase. Expansionary thermodynamics also explains why living systems (metabolic, far-from-equilibrium) seem to violate conservation: they are open systems exchanging energy with their environment, not isolated. It reframes energy "conservation" as a local, approximate principle valid only in stationary contexts. At cosmic and biological scales, energy flows, transforms, and even appears to appear or disappear—not because physics breaks, but because the rules themselves depend on the context of expansion.
Example: "The cosmologist's data showed the universe's total energy seemed to increase over time—a paradox until expansionary thermodynamics explained that in an expanding spacetime, energy conservation doesn't hold. The rules change when space itself stretches."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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border expansion

Holding in a poo until, the literal border of your rectum expands. This is pre-Prairiedogging
I've got to go, I'm facing a literal border expansion here.
by MattCzarnowsky July 23, 2017
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