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Erotica/Sex Story

Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023
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schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.
schrödinger's emoticon is in my username because Reddit givith and Reddit taketh away.
by tvdBULLET March 5, 2015
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erotically racist

Simply having sexual desires towards specific ethnicities, but yet, NOT being generally racist towards others; only having sexual preferences towards specific ethnic groups.
This one Asian man is erotically racist for specific specific women, he doesn't know, and they all just happen to be of British decent. But he didn't know that they are all British.
by Epiphiana February 19, 2014
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emoticontest

A contest between two MSN or other messaging-program users.
They try to overcome Each other by showing the other the emoticons they have. Eventually, one will win..
Guy1: lol :)
Guy2: fail you! :D
Guy1: No you! :o
Guy2: :p
Guy1: ;)
Guy2: ;p

etc etc. That's part of a emoticontest
by ShinigamiNL1 April 3, 2009
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Eroticanish

To act as if you are being affectionate towards a person be committing sexual acts with them to make them feel loved
At first I was mad because she said that I sucked at sex standing up but then she got all eroticanish on me and we had sex.
by Totem Pole Jenkins March 3, 2011
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Erotic Pistol Whip

1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"

*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018
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Emote(Emoticon)

An annoying face that comes up when ever you try to do a smily face on facebook. Their fucking annoying, sometimes you want a smiley face to be a smiley face or a happy face to be a happy face. But no an accual face comes up. Yes their are ways that you can prevent this annoying little fuck to come up, but we should't have to figure out ways to stop them from coming. So this is to you emoticon, go fuck yourself.
by Theyeeeman April 4, 2011
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