by Supercock man October 27, 2020
Get the Evan aguilarmug. by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
Get the Evan Sausagemug. The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!
by ForeverAGhost November 3, 2013
Get the evan pearcemug. King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.
by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020
Get the evan figueroamug. your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
by Anita bee j October 21, 2021
Get the Evan Suttonmug. Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock
by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018
Get the Evan Bossmug. Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face
by Jjjjjjjjjjki November 15, 2019
Get the evan mcnuttmug.