Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."
by e_than_301 June 10, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.
Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.