Yoda Ear

The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.

Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .

by Buttwangu July 12, 2017

Nog ear

A term to describe a stupid person, likening their head to a piece of wood with ears. Most often overheard in English suburbs around the greater London area. Possibly of French origin.

That wanker's a real nog ear.

by Nog Boy February 27, 2023

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching

Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.

by executiveSA September 17, 2013

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.

Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Dumbo ears

People with large ears that pull forward making them look like they have elephant ears when wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic.

Look at that guy with dumbo ears from that face mask.

by JoeyBomm July 12, 2021