Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
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Dylan is quiet.
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