Skip to main content

Dylan

Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

His classmates think he's quiet, shy, and amazingly friendly. He thinks he is nice, smart, and weird. I think he is a great person, sorta quiet, and very awesome.
Dylan is quiet.
mugGet the Dylan mug.

dylan

guy who loves huge ass dick and loves white ass loves PORN HUB although he thinks watching a movie is porn hub.
hey my names dylan want to watch a movie .
by dg;oarh April 28, 2017
mugGet the dylan mug.

Dylan

man, it’s Dylan
by kaitlynmills October 11, 2018
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan has small penis
by Big boi20 September 23, 2017
mugGet the Dylan mug.

dylan

an extreme fag. jacks off to his naked mom, and fucked his dog. has a huge horse dick and loves rusty vaginas. a very good lover but extremely ignorant
oh hes such a dylan!
by vagina devourer69 April 28, 2017
mugGet the dylan mug.

Dylan

A very fucking bad person... A terrible son.
I hate you, Dylan!!
by Corey157 October 16, 2017
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email