Duke University

An institution of learning which touts itself as being one of the best universities in the country. Also famed for its importunate insulting of The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which, despite being a public institution that doesn't charge a small fortune in tuition and does not include a minumum of 4 legacy connections as a requirement for admission, maintains a similarly high academic caliber. Employer of Mike Krzyzewski, possibly the spawn of Satan and facilitator of the massacre of his team on their beloved J.J. Redick's senior night, where a primarily first-year UNC roster schooled the player who Duke likes to think is God's gift to basketball. Redick, in true champion style, proceeded to cry like the Dookie that he is, because when a Duke student doesn't get what they want, they only need cry about it and either Mommy, Daddy, or their frat brother will come save them.

Friends don't let friends go to Duke University.

How many Duke University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to crack under the pressure.

by UNC>Duke December 9, 2008

duke

-Another name for famous western movie star John Wayne.

-Slang term for the original Microsoft Xbox controllers that were very large and bulky.

"Duke was the star of that movie we watched last night."

"Do I need to bring a controller or do you have one?
No, its okay you can use the Duke."

by TribeofSimeon July 5, 2008

Dukes

Your precious chicken strips from your local gas station or straight out of your basement freezer

Don: “Yo who the fuck ate all my dukes?”

Capo: “my bad brodie, them shits looked right.”

*don blows capo’s face off*

by HeckDudes69 July 4, 2022

DudeManBro

Dudemanbro the highest compliant to a friend. Best of the best friend

DudeManBro.. your the best

by johnkiddles April 25, 2009

duke

Another way of saying dude. When saying dude and elongating the end. The 'k' is somewhat silent.

"I got you duke."

by J14YA April 23, 2009

dukey

Feces, especially feces associated with an extremely foul odor. (Also spelled "dukee" in classical literature.)

Sweetheart, do you a clothespins? I'd like to kiss you but your breath smells like dukey.

by Noah Webster February 14, 2005

Duke

The school whose basketball team lost to UNC (ahem, the greatest college in the nation) on March 4, 2006, AT home DURING Senior Night.

"Did you watch Duke get schooled by the UNC freshmen the other night?"

"Yeah, man. I thought I saw a tear in his eye."

by Nazz April 15, 2006