Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
Get the Douche-Le-Bag mug.slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!
chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006
Get the supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag mug.Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009
Get the douche-to-go-bag mug.zach is a douche bag
by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
Get the douche bag mug.by steph110884 March 12, 2010
Get the douche bag mug.by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009
Get the Douche Bag mug.