A stupid man who is probably half human half orange and has a high IQ of 4 which is the same as his dick size! He is small handed so you know there’s no pleasure going his wife’s way during “sexy time” and a total and complete dumbass!
Person 1: man I think my wife is going to leave me!
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
Person 2: do you have Donald Trump hands?
Person 1: Yes 😭
by Randomwhiteboy3709 April 17, 2022
by sasd May 27, 2021
Where do I even begin?
1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right
2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.
3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.
4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.
5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.
6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.
7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021
1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right
2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.
3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.
4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.
5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.
6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.
7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021
1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.
2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.
3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said
4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault
5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.
6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?
7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.
2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.
3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said
4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault
5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.
6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?
7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.
by Some.Random.Bitch December 04, 2020
The act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like Donald Trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house.
Me: Why does that stuffed Hershey's kiss have a toupee??
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.
by fat alexxxxxx March 06, 2014
by tgnj5 April 08, 2016
God. Like actual god. Oh you doubt me, faggot? Okay well hes a voice actor, an actor, a comedian, a rapper, a DJ, a coder, a director, and a former T.V. show host. He is the best donald.
by R3XY February 13, 2019
by Vanilla.Latte40 November 06, 2020