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Dry Docked 

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
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Face Docking 

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.
I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".
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The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
docking by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008

Docking Port 

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".
Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!
Docking Port by -=117=- August 17, 2008

Chocolate Docking 

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
Glenn-docking by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
Workers of a dockyard
I bet you you didnt know tim and jim were dockmen.
Dockmen by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011