freaky dink

a sexy nigga

he is such a freaky dink

by jeffferryy star January 26, 2023

coininky-dink

pronounced-- co-in-key dink
a nickname for the word "coincidence".

when something rare happens and its somewhat crazy

ed: "wow! what a coininky-dink that i found you in a crowd full of 10000 people!"
lala: "omg yeah!! thats so crazy!"

by lolipoptoesucker January 27, 2023

Dink fink

A driver who is a complete retard and can’t seem to navigate a parking lot for shit.

*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”

by 6ian6efex January 31, 2023

Rinky dink

Something old and not taken care of

Yo ur car is mad rinky dink

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023

Dink

D-double

I-income

N-no

K-kids

Person 1:Bro look at them they look so free!

Person 2: Yeah, I aspire to be a dink.

by _PURRRR_ December 20, 2023

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024