Quandale dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here. (REHEHEHEHEHHHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes. (AUAUUAUGHHHHH) Including: Battery on a police officer, (WHAT) grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. (REHEHEHEHHEHEHE) I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world

Hey fellas! It's Quandale Dingle here. (OOOOOOOOGHHHH) I put percs in Vladmir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time. (EHEHEHEHEHEHE) I trapped my autistic son's hand in an airfryer. (HEY!) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head. (OWWWWWWWWW) My goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangledangle (ARARARARAR) tried to eat my butt during ramen h-

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

dingle

a cigarette
can either be hand rolled or a normal pre rolled
straight or roll-up

I'm just popping out for a dingle, want one?

by guswolverine May 7, 2018

Dingle Purple Berry

It is the specific dingle berry that is purple. Also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them.

"Your friend is a dingle purple berry!"

by GiovanniNox September 21, 2016

dingle race

Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties

i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done

dingle race is goated

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

dingle

dingle is a person or object that may be doing something annoying or unreasonable. like when your phone is being slow or your friend is too busy to hang out with you, they are being a dingle.

Friend: "i wont do your homework for you"
You: "your such a dingle"

by jacqueline.a.m (JAM) December 2, 2016

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024