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Manifest Poop Destiny 

The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.
Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.
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male destiny 

A very special boy. Very sexy. An alpha. One people look up to in secret and publicly

Handsome. Unique, annoying at times. The girls crush on him, he knows but acts like he doesn't.
male destiny by Chadwick 419 August 29, 2020

hard drive manifest destiny 

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.
"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

ManFist Destiny 

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.
"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

facing destiny 

When you are on xbox and are playing final fantasy 13

when someone looks at your profile when you are playing this game it tells people facing destiny
SPL95 has joined your xbox live party
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SPL95: Hey guys what are you doing?
NOW A FISHER: I'm just facing destiny and Edangles995 is in

game chat playing CoD MW2
facing destiny by mr. 56 July 27, 2010

Sonia and destiny-ing

When a party with alot of hype is shut down before 10 PM
That party last week was really sonia and destiny-ing
Sonia and destiny-ing by Jdog310213 November 23, 2013