Derpy

Pedantic, Long Winded, Wordy didactic, preachy, expository, pedagogic, punctilious, full of long winded BS.

1. Derpy is Instead of saying "I have to use the bathroom", he said "The universe has instructed me that I must use this period of time to evacuate my bowels. 2. "Derpiness, like entropy, tends to increase, but that doesn’t mean we can’t resist."

by jaquessschitt August 5, 2015

pinewood derby

a term for inserting small wooden cars into the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

get the cars billy! I'm horny for a pinewood derby!

by vance March 27, 2003

Demolition Derby

This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.

Demolition Derbies are held every Wednesday night in Down Town Windsor.
Bring your hard hat and a bottle of KY.

by Griz November 22, 2004

deity

bad breath like a dirty diaper

Your breath is deity today. Would you like a piece of gum?

by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006

Roller Derby

Code for swingers club. Akin to the Jebus fish in days of old. Men commonly approach women in a nonchalant way and ask if they'd like to join their roller derby team.

"Hey Risha, we think you'd make a great member in our Roller Derby Team, you look pretty flexible."

by StrangerDanger313 November 29, 2011

Deerty

A St. Louis, Missouri term of endearment amongst fellow St. Louis inhabitants. Mostly African American. Origin debated.
Made famous nationwide by major hip-hop recording artist Nelly back in 2000 through his independent recording label Deerty Ent.

What's up Deerty?

by lowblowvideo August 5, 2010

Derpy Muppet

another way to call yourself a flaming faggot

dude derpy muppet

by Mythology January 6, 2014