Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time.

Why is no one else derping, I can't relate to anyone sometimes.

by OGchilli December 3, 2020

Derp

when something retarded but you can’t say that anymore so it’s derpy

“That’s derpy”
“your a derp”

by imaderp456 June 25, 2022

Derp

Da best person thing in the whole wide world.

I’m a derp because ur stupid and I’m better than u

by POTATO_DERP June 5, 2021

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021

Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023

Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem

Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp

by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018