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Definition of Sex

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
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definition

A sentence that tells what a word means.
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Deceptionist

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception
That girl is quite the deceptionist.
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
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forbidden definitions

I guess it's when urban dictionary thinks' you are being too extreme when describing something. I know this is true because my retarded neighbor's definition, "Annie" never gets posted even after I've submitted it like 5 times already.
For the love of God post that crack baby's defintion already!!! The public has a right to know!
by kill_the_neighbors_kid October 31, 2004
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Baby Deletion

To abort a baby at a clinic - "NP"

The removal of an accidental baby from the womb of a woman, similar to the deletion of a mistake in a Word document. -"DM"
Usage: I accidentally knocked up Kate and I took her downtown for a baby deletion.

the judge said if I get any more baby deletions i have to get my Hard Drive removed!

Womb Formatting - Low Level
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unreasonable definition

1: too narrow a defining of the word/term in question
2: a definition that would not occur to a majority of the people asked
3: a definition of a word/term which precludes honest and open discussion of the topic
A definition of urban legend that narrows 'urban legend' to 'political urban legends' would be an unreasonable definition, only a person who knows that he could not win the argument otherwise would make such a claim.
by GreatDebater November 8, 2010
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