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Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020
mugGet the Xif-Donksmug.

hit the donks

Leave the room slowly and quietly or make huge scene
I hit the donks running up and down the football feild
by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018
mugGet the hit the donksmug.

bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018
mugGet the bump donksmug.

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)
I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up
by DSLP March 21, 2014
mugGet the kong donkingmug.

donk

the d o n k
donkey kong has got a big d o n k
mugGet the donkmug.

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.
Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*
by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018
mugGet the Donkmug.

donking

when 2 people slap their dicks together making a loud noise.
by dickey higgens June 11, 2024
mugGet the donkingmug.

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