ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
by defined word definition July 27, 2023
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Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 31, 2021
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epic ditch

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 October 08, 2015
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beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.
Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
by Anonymous Mother June 05, 2018
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ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 27, 2010
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Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
by bringshomethebroccoli September 09, 2017
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Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.
Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.
by Whogibbs April 18, 2020
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