desert rose

An unlubricated vagina. The female equivalent of a man's limp state. It can occur for the same reasons (lack of arousal, interest etc...).

Some good foreplay will make sure you don't end up with a desert rose...

by Sindel December 14, 2008

Desert Fever

When a group of homeless men proceed to ejaculate onto a impressive ginger beard

(Ronzo) What are you doing tonight
(Kadin) I'm going to be the centre piece for a desert fever party

by kneedeep September 17, 2015

Desert Empire

A term used for the Coachella Valley by locals (including myself) to separate it from the Inland Empire region in Southern California (don't worry, the valley is really NOT in the IE). It stretches from the small town of Whitewater (next to Palm Springs all the way to the northern and western shores of the horribly polluted Salton Sea. Known also as the "Deadly Empire" or "Death Empire," the valley is infamous for its unbearably hot (115-125°F) and dusty air/pollution, poor water quality (mainly in rural areas), broken economy, high crime rate (most prevalent in Desert Hot Springs, Palm Springs, Coachella, and Indio), high illegal drug use thanks to the local Mexican cartels, and numerous street gangs (such as Penn West in Indio and some Desert Hot Spring Gangs) that are spread EVERYWHERE in this entire 50-to-55-mile-long SoCal desert valley (yes, even in small towns and unincorporated areas)! If you don't mind having to deal with any of the above just mentioned, then this "resort valley" may be for you, and you're a freak of nature. Oh, and make sure to be aware of the local culture shock of the so-called "resort cities," because you will NOT find any joy or luxury here, what-so-EVER!!!

Foo, it's really hot out here in 118°F! Plus, homie, not much to do 'round here!

Boi, it's just anotha' day out here in the Desert Empire! What'd you expect, dawg?!

by bgraves98 December 27, 2016

Desert Combat

^^ Stfu n00b!

1337 Game, better than BF itself, and still in alpha

Go back to playing CS, feces spraying assmunch!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Desert Eagle

The Desert Eagle, or DGUL, is widely regarded as the most powerful pistol. It fires off devastatingly huge rounds. The common versions are the .357 magnum, the .44 magnum, and the .50 caliber AE. Another version is the Jericho, or Baby Eagle, which is a double action pistol for reduced recoil. That fires .41 AE rounds.

It is also has some nice firing capabilities since it fires semi automatically. How ever fast you can pull the trigger, thats how fast you can fire. The main reason that the Desert Eagle isn't more widely used is because off the massive amounts of recoil with each shot. It takes immense strength, concentration, and skill to fire off the Desert Eagle accurately. The Desert Eagle is another one of Israel's incredible weapons.

Oh, damn, that Desert Eagle just blew my arm off...

by Dgul inc. April 19, 2008

Desert Style

The act of performing anal sex on a women or man. Definition derived from those of middle eastern descent.

Sadam had a little desert style with his third cousin Osama real good in the Tora Bora's.

by CGM May 12, 2003

desert cryp

Used to refer to a low grade type of marijuana. Usually old cannabis that has been flattened and squashed for smuggling purposes and is very old(5-15years). Usually lots of seeds and stems, an earth smell, brown coloring and a bad taste while smoking. Also know as Mexican.

I want to pick up some weed from my friend but he says he only has desert cryp. Arrgh. Looks like we are going to be coughing a lot...

by coffeeoso August 28, 2007