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Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.
by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023
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Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
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Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).
- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.
by piperjo September 19, 2018
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mini-dad

noun. When you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. Have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weirdass places like on the top of your nose. Thanks dad.
Katie: I can't stop sweating and my BO smells worse than the devil's asshole.
Mary: Katie, you know you're a straight up mini-dad. You should have expected it.
Katie: God dammit dad.
by shartsisters4life January 2, 2012
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Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.
Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.
by Jarbour February 15, 2021
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Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife
Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.
by Brokenchild March 17, 2016
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