chupacabra surpise

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.

Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.

by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010

Kitten Cupcake

the sweetest of all cupcakes but hides a deadly posion. a trap.

look at that kitten cupcake!! so yummy but so dangerous!!!

by Kitt Valentine August 2, 2010

penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.

by SpringBoard April 3, 2014

Cupcake Surprise

once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"

I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012

Frosting your cupcake

Frosting your cupcake can be defined as when a man shoves his finger into a woman (or man)'s anus, resulting in poop ending up on one's finger. Once the finger is removed, you bake a cupcake and frost it with the unclean finger, and later eating said cupcake.

"Hey Rory, I was totally frosting your cupcake last night"
"Yo, thanks Steve, that was so nice of you to frost my cupcake."
"Anytime, I had fun...frosting your cupcake."

"Word"

by BigSexy123 September 30, 2013

El Chupacabras

Alucard went to mexico and got hungry

"on a night like this i crave for blood... female officer" - Alucard

by Drakkan Despana March 15, 2004