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Crush Box  

Did you crush box last night?
Crush Box by lockdown77 March 30, 2009
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crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.
crush scale by caonima December 15, 2013
A house that has the sole purpose for having girls over and fucking them. Usually crush pads have very minimal furniture and decorations and are located in quiet neighborhoods so as to not draw any attention.
Example 1: Jill knew she was in a crush pad and knew what was about to go down when she went to Steve's house after their first date dinner and there was only a sofa, bed and tv in the bedroom.

Example 2:

Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.
crush pad by Kadoo34 February 9, 2014

Crush syndrome 

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.
She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

crush dream 

the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.
"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."
crush dream by chickenycheese July 14, 2019

Crush porn 

When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)
Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick
Crush porn by Anatursia October 9, 2018