Crunchy Nose

When a cat is scratched under the chin, causing the kitty’s nose to scrunch up.

The kitty loves getting pet, she has a scrunchy nose.

by Devinwevin February 7, 2018

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018

Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018