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emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.
Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".
by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024
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dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.
Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.
by enricorome February 11, 2010
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cruise highway hundred

When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
u gonna go cruise highway hundred tonite wit ur new liscence?
by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003
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Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*
by itsLunaire October 15, 2024
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Cruise

A hot, handsome and humorous guy. Truly one of kind and and not exactly trustworthy but will keep all the secrets in the minds of his friends.
He is such a Cruise.
by Cruise's wife March 25, 2023
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Jamaican cruise

When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.
Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then
by Ethan R. Clipss October 31, 2018
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Sharooz Cruise

When you are denied to board the groove cruise
I was Sharooz Cruise on the groove cruise so I bought another Tesla
by Hi, it me February 13, 2022
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