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Indian Cricket Team

A team who always matchfixes.
"Sri Lanka should have won the 2011 world cup, if the Indian Cricket Team didn't matchfix"
by andy9062 August 13, 2017
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colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.
Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.
by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008
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Louise "Cricket" Marshall

One of the most shit-random people you are ever going to meet.
She loves anime but also crime shows, and she's fantastic when it comes to cheering people up, however sometimes makes conversations really awkward...
She's really random a lot but can be serious when needed.
Her real name is Louise, we all call her Cricket. No one is really sure why.

As far as we know she spends the majority of her time on Omegle.
Person 1: Hey Cricket! *hugs*
Cricket: *hugs back* Chickens are nice when they don't bark at you.

Cricket (on Omegle): YOU MUST LEARN TO BE WHO YOU TRULY ARE. AN OCTOPUS HYBRID THAT CAN BREATHE ABOVE WATER AND ALSO FLY.
Stranger: ...IM A CAT
Stranger: MEW
Cricket: NO. YOU AN OCTOPUS.

Cricket: Well..... I'm sorry. But I'm still hotter than your pet bird.
Stranger: That could be true if I had a pet bird in the first place.
Cricket: Then I will buy you a bird and will be hotter than it.

Person 1: Dude, I talked to this one person on Omegle, and they were sooooooooooooooo weird.
Person 2: Lemme see. (Looks at chat log) Oh, I know them!
Person 1: Really? Who is it?
Person 2: Her name is Cricket. (Goes to facebook page- Louise "Cricket" Marshall (page does not really exist in real life))
Person 1: Oooh yeah that's them. Hey! This is really funny!
by ASexyLlama April 16, 2013
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Mud Cricket

A deragotory term for a black person.
That new ngiegr down that street is a dumb fcuxin mud cricket.
by Daaaaagoose November 15, 2017
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Cricket

I can never tell if someone is talking to me or not when they've got a cricket on their ear!
by chadSTAkillz January 26, 2010
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Cricket

A Boring Sport Played By Pricks.
A: Wanna play cricket?
B: No It's Crap
A: Ikr
by CaolanMckeeIsABeast June 1, 2014
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Milk Cricket

The sexual act of putting live crickets (or grasshoppers) in your partner’s anus, then giving them an anal creampie.
Dude 1: Bro, how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Good, we finished the night off with a Milk Cricket
by Clevelandsteamerenthusiast September 3, 2021
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