Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Someone who sucks dick
by Senator Craig 2 August 18, 2019

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
by titoburrito September 15, 2021

Craig Moore is a self-absorbed individual who carries an air of narcissism, often overestimating his charm despite not being conventionally attractive. He tends to be emotionally fragile and struggles with confidence, often displaying a weak-minded disposition that leaves him easily influenced by others. Socially, Craig falters when it comes to forming meaningful connections, especially with women, often finding himself awkward or unappealing in their eyes. His search for identity and validation frequently leads him to question or adapt his preferences, sometimes leaning toward new experiences as a means of coping with rejection. Despite his self-importance, Craig's lack of self-awareness and inner strength often leave him feeling unfulfilled and misunderstood.
by Stanford dictionary November 27, 2024

That dude thought the Specials were using dubious sources for made-up words in their songs? He's a Craig Mills.
by MAdoubleT February 1, 2019

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
