Covid Vagina

When you have splinters in your ass hole.

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”

by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021

Covid dissonance

Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.

by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020

COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.

Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.

by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it

Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.

by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021

Covid Con

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.

He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

COVID baddie

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

by Bunny_alexx May 1, 2020

covid infected

NO, URBAN DICTIONARY! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING COVID INFECTED MUG AND NECK GAITER!!!

let's be honest, you only typed this to see "get the covid infected neck gaiter and mug."

by damnboihethic69 February 8, 2021