women counselor

A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.

Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.

by roc masta b March 16, 2009

courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

coursework

dude...like..the freakin end to your free time. sooo much of it...for all different subjects! mention this word to any yr10/11 and its likely they will: bite your head off,swear,cower away in a corner or run. Coursework causes you to lose your hair and lack precious sleep.

m8: heyo, comin up nappo chillin' wiv us tonite
me: nah bruv got coursework init

allow coursework!

by omdz all names are gone October 18, 2006

counsel

opinions or ideas given for a plan of action.

the head of the law firm is serving as the lead "counsel" for this trial.

by stefii July 3, 2007

Curse Day

The negative alternative to a birthday. Commonly, Curse Days are wrought with difficulties and oftentimes overlooked or forgotten by family and friends in favour of other people's birthdays or other festive observances. Curse Days generally leave the "celebrator" literally cursing the day they were born.

Roger had his 31st Curse Day last Tuesday. To celebrate, his friends went out to the bar and forgot to invite him.

by ShocktheMonkey June 7, 2009

Generational Curse

A phenomenon where a generation of humans makes the same crippling decisions as the generation before them. Examples include: 1) having kids, because your parents, aunts, uncles and most everyone else in your family had them, most likely at an early age, thus minimizing their chance to live a life they actually wanted and now are living a life to serve their offspring. And your parents are pressuring you for grandchildren, even though you are barely making ends meet for yourself, what with working full time and being a full-time student.

2) Not saving for a retirement, rainy day, etc. Instead, you spend your money on a new pair of shoes every month, clothes, Amazon, eBay, and thinking paying $2600 for a one bedroom apartment for the rest of your life is OK. When you find yourself unemployed and broke, you lame everyone but yourself.

Sean just can't stop having kids. 28 years old and already he has 4 kids with 3 different women. This generational curse is going to leave him just like his dad: living paycheck to paycheck, making just enough to get by, trying to feed a small army of his offspring.

by GG Allin June 11, 2021

Courtesy Reach Around

During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.

A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.

While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.

I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

by Johnnymcdildoface June 29, 2008