counter-own

to counter an attempted ownage towards a person(s) thus owning them in return

<packetNinja> like the loose girls NinjaBSD will be sleeping with
<elkbuntu> s/will be/already is/
<Beth> NinjaSTD it should be then
<elkbuntu> ROFL
<packetNinja> lol that was a pretty nice call
* NinjaBSD is now known as NinjaSTDFree
<elkbuntu> rofl! counter-own!

by elkbuntu July 28, 2008

Counter Jockey

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

by DoucheBagz March 12, 2009

comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2008

The Revolutionary Lunch Counter

n. Launched by The Trinerz Foundation in 2007 to combat the profligacy of students. It was inspired by the scrap counter at Reed College. Food that would otherwise be thrown away is "recycled" by other students, students will place unwanted food at a designated area for others to eat. Despite many complaints of it being "unsanitary" it remains and is growing into a lunch revolution.

The Revolution Lunch is commonly referred to as TRL.

Esteban: "I don't want to waste this salad, do you want it?"
Scott: "No, go put it at The Revolutionary Lunch Counter."
Esteban: "okay, lets watch kids in a sandbox again."
Scott: "Yeah!"

(Five minutes later a gutter punk had lunch.)

by crack-o meth February 8, 2007

Counter-Strike Source

A ghetto ass video game that looks like shit and plays like shit. If you're gonna play a REAL military game download americas army freaks! AND FORGET World of Warcraft too, or better yet get outside and get some fresh air gamers!

Play Americas Army or dont play at all and get some fresh air nerds!

by Bertish July 1, 2005

Counter-Strike

See Counter-Strike Source for my whole razing of CS. Just download Americas Army, its much more realistic, and its just as addictive. I play CS once and that was it, it freakin sucked. So play AA or get outside and get some fresh air ppl

Stop playing video games and get a life people!

by Bertish July 1, 2005

Courtier

Someone who is all the -ists, communist racist sexist fascist and many more. Someone who is a stupid cock and sucks so much dick they makes more money then bill gates.

As in, Dude your a Courtier

by Ethan Corsello March 21, 2017