Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007

gun control

1.A way for the American goverment to start taking away our basic rights.
2. A trick to take away Americans basic rights by making it seem as if were safer, but in reality were only in danger

More than 50% of all crimes in England are with guns. They have gun control. The chinnese people cant stand up for their rights becuse they dont have rights, such as the right to bear arms.

by That One Girl November 24, 2003

Controllive

Controlling someone.

He is really controllive of her.

by Emily Standridge April 12, 2007

Gun Control

1. To use a firearm in such a way as to accuratly hit your target.

For better gun control, use both hands and hold your breath before firing.

by HiddenKrypt November 10, 2004

conprofit

n. A fake not-for-profit organization, usually set up as an Internet fraud scheme, that exploits or has exploited such events as 9/11, the Haiti earthquake, tsunamis in Southeast Asia, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to dupe people out of large sums of money. In some cases, they will set up authentic-looking fake websites in order to further present themselves as legit, but in most cases, by the time people realize this, it's much too late.

Total n00b: Aw, isn't this sweet? Send Uzbekistan's People Excellent Resources is collecting money for earthquake victims!
Friend: Are you for real? Don't you know that's a conprofit?

by loop zoop July 23, 2011

controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life

BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."

by thisisu October 16, 2005

Cum on ze controllah

When playing Halo 2 or any other action-packed shooter game on console, the action gets so intense that the player has a forced orgasm all over his controller.

Whilst cumming on the controller, the player says into his headset, "I cum on ze controllah!" in a comedic German accent.

This is based on young Arnold Schwarzenegger's interview, to which he was "cumming all ze time!"

Playing Halo, Hienrich van Gloppenhiemer said, "I get double, triple, killtacular! AGH! I cum on ze controllah!"

by El Skeeto April 12, 2007