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CODomnia

Not sleeping for three or more days because of a chemical addiction to Call of Duty: Black OPs
Tony Lopez hasn't slept in three days because he's been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops non-stop! He has CODomnia
by xUSMC MAVERICKx November 18, 2010
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clomber

To wrestle a powerless other so that they cant move, eat, or breathe.
The big turlte always clombers the little one so he cant eat the food I give :(
by Joey July 15, 2004
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Coleman

Coleman <n> To take it up the chuff
Coleman <adj> To be extremely sore around the anal region
1) OHHH MANN I JUST GOT COLEMAN'D
2) OHH DAM MY ASS HURTS LIKE A COLEMAN
by Nuttalicious October 29, 2008
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Gary Coleman

A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.
Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.
by GizmoKSX October 10, 2008
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coleman

To thizz to the point where senses have become jaded.
Usually causing a person to go Stupid, Dumb, Retarded or Ride the Yellow Bus
danm did you see that girl she was so coleman
by IRIDETHEYELLOWBUS June 19, 2006
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colombia

I'm absolutely disgusted by some of the lies that have been posted on here. I can understand people praising Colombia, but why lie? That's what I don't understand. Norak claims drugs aren't as available as in 1st world nations, yet strangely journalists who go to the city slums ALWAYS report people out of their heads on basuco, crack, blow or cocaine.

Why is it whenever I see the barrios of say, Medellin on some documentary (which isn't very often believe me), people are snorting or smoking stuff like it's going out of fashion? Very strange. Almost as if there's a cover up. I read on a website a while back that some Colombians are in denial about this. They'll angrily deny there's a drug addict problem to your face while getting high on a joint. That's not me saying that it's someone else.

Another fib Norak told was crime is mainly in rural areas when most murders are in urban, and most of it is by common criminals. Bogota is actually MORE dangerous than most cities of it's size too. Not sure what he/she was going on about there.

Which brings me on to another liar - J.B. again. He's another who talks as if Colombia's on the news all the time. Where on EARTH do people get this from?? Do a Google search on murder rate with the US then compare with Colombia and see how many results come up. In other words, don't pretend Colombia's violence is some well known phenomenon because it isn't.

J.B. also lied about Colombia being safer than South Africa and Venezuela. Brazil I'd agree with, but the year prior to J.B.'s definition (2003) Colombia certainly was NOT safer than South Africa and Venezuela. Why did he say it? You tell me.

Now let's look at his ridiculous argument about Washington being more dangerous than Bogota, we'll use 2003 stats again. How BIG is Washington compared to the Colombian capital, particularly the figure he's using? 44 per 100,000 for a city of half a million people compared to Bogota's 23 per 100k amidst SEVEN MILLION, yet if we use the ENTIRE metropolitan area of D.C. (five million) the rate goes down to 9 per 100,000.

I'll go further. If we compare the Bogota suburb of Soacha (300,000+) to the core city of Washington, it's murder rate is HIGHER at 47 per 100,000. These are far more like for like comparisons. You see where this is going? It's crafty and I see it all the time, let's compare apples with apples.

Yes, Bogota is much, MUCH safer than it was in the early 90's, but I think a city of seven million that still had 1,372 murders in 2006 would only be considered safe by idiots. Don't get me STARTED on the brutally violent cities in the Valle del Cauca province!

Dave, just ignore these politically correct arse-kissers. I'm interested in facts and I hope people rate me on my content, not my shitty attitude. Thank you and for the record, Colombia is MUCH safer since Uribe became president...but STILL a violent place, so keep your wits about you.
Fact: Most murders in Colombia are in urban areas, and in an average year, 75% of all murders are committed by common criminals.
by Two-headed leg January 8, 2009
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Colombian Necktie

Slit the victim's throat from ear to ear. Dave Mustaine's preferred method of revenge.
I think you'd look nice in a Colombian necktie
Should stop your tongue from wagging the dog
No more stupidity from you, as I pull your tongue through
For a smile from ear to ear, now there's nothing to hear

-"Sleepwalker" by Megadeth
by deadmaker7 May 4, 2010
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